I fucking love Harvey Birdman such an underrated show.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
The best year <3
Electric Daisy Carnival Las Vegas 2013
our home is so fucking beautiful
Write this on my tombstone
AYY ITS TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY THO (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
So while doing an extensive cleanup of my room I thought I would do a giveaway involving some things my hoarder ass has accumulated that you guys might b interested in winning :) to go over what you can win:
TAGS ON, NEVER WORN:
- 1 F21 black circle skirt size L
- 1 Charlotte Russe leopard skull tank with twisted straps and a plunge back size S (loose and fits like a medium)
- 1 Charlotte Russe tank with a cute lil doge in the pocket size M
- 2 pairs of Bristols 6 pasties one glitter gold and one nude size B
- 1 brand new Coastal Scents Metal Mania 88 count eye shadow palette
- 1 “Pandora’s Box” of assorted kandi beads I’ve collected over the years weighing 6-7 lbs
- 1 epic kandi cuff made however you like
- A buunch of surprises for one special rave gurl that you’ll be able to wear to festivals (❁‿❁)
1) MUST REBLOG NO LIKES. I will check! Any giveaway accounts made will disqualify you. Reblog as many times as you like but once you do that’s one entry.
2) MUST BE FOLLOWING ME ON TUMBLR ill check that shit too!
3) IF YOU HAVE IG YOU CAN FOLLOW ME THERE (sail0rgoon same as my URL here) AND REPOST IT FOR ONE ADDITIONAL ENTRY. MBF. I will post the giveaway on IG shortly with rules about what to tag so please sit tight!4) Open to ALL I will ship internationally! 5) I’ll use a randomizer and announce a winner on Thursday, May 22nd 7PM PST and contact the winner via message. Winner must respond in 24 hours to claim prize or I’ll pick someone else. Winner must be willing to provide their address and I will pay for all shipping costs. Good luck and feel free to message me for any questions :)